Um… Went with my buddy John Tobin to see Transformers. Why? Because John played Nixon. Yes, he played a crook. So, we went to see him and laughed all the way until… my head exploded from all the CG effects. Gee, let me see how many robots and action sequences and gobblywobbly goobly dumbass jokes there were. Um…

…Ok, forget that. I can’t count that high.

In one word. Atoomucha… (Yes, that IS a word. STOP IT!)

And next time, Bay needs a script and not a shot list. But hey, it was a Transformers movie and not an Academy Nominee. Unless… you want to call it TransformerGump? Then, John could play the lead? (That was a joke, JT!)

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Well, not all of it is lip smackin’ goodness. Some of it is downright cheese of the Limberger nature. But, without more dumb explanation, here’s what cool in design this past week. And no, you can’t buy the Phat Boy Can from me. It’s on “special order” from Iceland.

THE BUGATTI BORDEAUX

Big and beautiful, but they’re only building them for the richest MoFo’s on the planet. So, if we get to “see” one, it’ll cost about 10K.

BMW Concept Cool

A rad BMW sketch that evokes movement, style and grace. Obviously not the traits that the final build will have, but sweet to look at. So, whatever.

THE ROLLS GHOST

WealthSquared. I wonder if  can rent one of these puppies at Hertz? I think they give you a discount on your next Lear Jet World Tour.

THE PARAJET SKY CAR

Yea. I want it. I need it. Comes with barf bags. I SO am gonna rock this thing!

MA PIMP’D PACER

Orange. Phat. Tasty. I mean, why don’t they do REAL design like this anymore? Can’t you see a Mom pullin’ into Vons with this? I mean, I’D help her with her groceries for sure!

TRANSFORMER CAMARO

It’s a Camaro, yes. But it’s a Transformer, too! Like,… two toys in one for the price of one! That’s like getting a Star Wars Action Figure with an extra lightsaber!!! COOL!!!

ZAGATO PEOPLE MOVER

A what? A People Mover? Um,… what if you have a dog? Or,… a lizard or something? Are they serious? I mean, how would I pick up my ex-wife if I had one??

Sorry for the delay. We actually got together this week and boy was there a lot of movies and cool stuff to talk about! We got a little long this time around, too.

Movies? How about James Cameron directing Forbidden Planet! We also talk about Bruce Willis in a new SciFi Thriller, the release date for Transformers 3, a remake of The Crow by director Stephen Norrington and the bad guys from Iron Man! There was a lot more, but you are going to have to listen for that! Oh yea, go watch the trailer for 9. It’s awesome! Tim Burton at his finest.

We also found out what Tim’s favorite car is, what the worst movie ever made was (that I watched) and Tim’s celebrity sighting.

Photos? Oh yea, we got ‘em, including exclusives from TRANSFORMERS 2!!!

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